Balding? Simply massage two bags a day (not brewed) into depletion area. Voila, a forest of sustainable hair roots, your combs won’t cope!
Frightened of your Nan’s disparaging cup of tea put-downs? Simply cut the bag, empty the contents into her mud stained mug, Voila – old style tea, and she can read the leaves, if she’s still awake!
Fancy making some cold hard cash? Invite your friends and neighbours round to view your immaculately arranged stack of Pyramid Tea bags. Blind them with science, convince them it is possible for this fraudulent cycle to sustain itself. (NB doesn’t work with circular tea bags)
Don’t believe inferior teas come from Yorkshire! I’ve yet to stumble across a tea farm in the Dales!