Too shiny
Too polka dotty
Too hair big at the sidesy
Too work hard play hardy
Too old for her glasses
Too fawning
Too early-morning
Too up-you-get-and-do-stop-yawning
Too close
Too black (not a racial thing, just wouldn’t look right against my pasty skin)
Too 70’s furniture in the backgroundy
Too elegant
Too elephant
Too picture taken in the basementy
Too green eye-shadowy
Too jowly
Too owly
Too horse friendly
Too nice
Too stonkingly attractive
Too I’m not sure which one you actually are?
Too pearl necklessy
Too aware of her failings
Too rubbish at arty
Too big glasses trendy
Too “consistent in thinking and behaviour”
Too pink with black bra-y
Too roses around the front of the doory
Too I’m probably into dogging
Too looks like an old actress that I can’t quite put my finger on
Too unbalanced – Pic with a bandanna, pic with your grandma…
Too obviously “life of the party”
To you
To all the ones who got away
Touché
