He’s got a flat in Victoria Dock!
He’s as sincere as a bream
Pjetër Pevy – what a cock.
His face as rigid as writer’s block
His demeanour like the scream
He’s got a flat in Victoria Dock!
He’s punctually local, on at 6 o’clock
Pre-set smile, jokes like clotted cream
Pjetër Pevy – what a cock.
Whatever happened to the rocks?
The Brian Baines of Look North schemes
Has he a flat in Victoria Dock?
Why is local news such a crock?
Why does nothing happen, it seems
Pjetër Pevy – what a cock.
He hails from a South West lock
Appears too often in my dreams
He’s got a flat in Victoria Dock!
Pjetër Pevy – what a cock.
